Law Makers are (F)law Makers
I am a new California resident and some of their laws befuddle me. Here are some of my personal favourites.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat. ( This law should have been "Woman may not drive")
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.( Guess where, in the city of San Franscisco. Phew!!!!)
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. (City of SF. Maybe they might diffrentiate from an unsed and used by smell)
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (City of LA- OJ Simpson this is your place to be)
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. ( Prison and Fine for whom, the dog!!!)
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.( This is LA-Kapil Dev stay out)
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.(This is in Blythe- I am sure George Bush had something to do with Blythe)
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. ( City of Pasadena... I am sure this is not helping the job market there)
I am a new California resident and some of their laws befuddle me. Here are some of my personal favourites.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat. ( This law should have been "Woman may not drive")
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.( Guess where, in the city of San Franscisco. Phew!!!!)
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. (City of SF. Maybe they might diffrentiate from an unsed and used by smell)
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (City of LA- OJ Simpson this is your place to be)
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. ( Prison and Fine for whom, the dog!!!)
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.( This is LA-Kapil Dev stay out)
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.(This is in Blythe- I am sure George Bush had something to do with Blythe)
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. ( City of Pasadena... I am sure this is not helping the job market there)
