My 2 Cents & I am ....

I went late to work and my manger wanted to know why...

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We met Einstien yesterday and we started talking about One For India.
We told him that we were running this campaign from November 19 to Jan
26, 2005 and this year we have relatively higher targets than last
year. Being a father of relativity, he said

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity."

I told him One For India is a realtively simple and easier way to make
donations for a cause. He retorted by saying

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler."

Einstein was feeling upset about the tax he had to pay and he said
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.".

When he was told that, all contributions to One For India are
tax-exemptible, he was already getting ready to make a donation.

Having made a donation, we told him that he was one of the many who
fell in love with One For India, Einstien replied

"Gravitation doesn't explain people falling in love "

When asked why people should be making a donation, Einstien said

"Only a life lived for others is a life worth while ."

Einstein made a stronger push for everyone to make a contribution
irrespection of the denomination by saying

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that
counts can be counted."

Einstien realized that the One For India team keep sending emails
about the camapign when everyone knows it is there and he prescribed a
new formula for success

Einstein disappeared and this explains why I was late to work this morning....
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1+1=101

For more Einstien and his wit -Albert Einstein Quotes