My 2 Cents & I am ....

President Bush Inaguration Ceremony!!! Photo Courtesy: centricle.com 

PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED CONTAINS UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF BAD LANGUAGE

This photo was taken when President Bush was asked to follow on with his second inning. An interesting caption indeed. This is not yet another post from the Bush hater....
I am actually deidcating this blog to the first word.... "FUCK"

Long long ago, when i was in sixth grade, I was introduced to this truly magical word by a friend of mine. My vocabulary of swear words then had included idiot, stupid, dog, monkey and a whole lot of species from the animal kingdom. When I was introduced to the f word, I did not realize the latent potential of this truly powerful word. The friend of mine told me it is something that the adults do with permission as against the more crude version - "RAPE".

After a while, I never used "fuck" in my everyday vocabulary but I always passed the word along to my friends. In sixth standard, you usually whisper into the ears of your friend and giggle as though you have mastered Shakespeare. Look how times have chnaged, today in 2005, I feel as if I can stand on top of the Everest and just shout "F_U-C-K" on top of my voice.

In all these years, I have also recognized the great importance of this word to her majesty's language. English would have been poorer if not for this enchanting four letter addition to the webster. The immense potential of this word is so tremendous that it can used to portray a whole gamut of human emotions...

Love: You are so fucking cute
Hate: FUCK YOU
Anger: FUCK OFF
Peace: This place is so fucking silent
Dispproval: This fucking idea will not work
Approval: He is a fucking genius
Joy: This fucking shit works
Sadness: I fucked up
Rivalry: Lets go and beat those fuckers
Friendship: That fucker is a good friend.
Victory: We fucked them
Defeat: We fucking lost
Shock: What the FUCK
Monotony: same old fucking life
Heterosexuality: I fucked her
Homosexulaity: He fucked me
Arrogance: What the fuck, I will do it
Subordinance: I will get fucked.. let me do it.
Relief: The first word I say after I emptying my bowels after a long time is "F-U-C-K"

So, please use this fucking word fucking more often...
Here is a tribute to the genius of the word
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE

Since you all sat through the rather offensive post, here is a bonus


Another picture from the Bush protest rally... Courtesy: Centricle.com